mazerunnermovie:

Thomas’ world is about to change.

mazerunnermovie:

Thomas’ world is about to change.

gazzymouse:

[ Ryan Reynolds as Deadpool in Fox’s unreleased Deadpool movie test footage ]

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definitely-satan:

poshxspice:

subject13fringe:

montypythonandtheholyblog:

today I learned that if you want to slash someone’s tires, don’t slash all four; only slash three because if you slash all four their insurance will pay for it but if you only slash three they have to pay for it all out of pocket 

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today on satan makes a blog post

I have no memory of this

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smilefor-medarling:

Some of these are so awkward, and some are great, and there’s that one with the dad that’s just 100% heartbreaking.

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Reblog if you have a scar with a story behind it.

ravensingsfire:

digging-in2-ur-pants:

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thefirstmissamerica:

italy-curl:

jessieboooooo:

This one time I tripped

this one time I split my forehead open

This one time a dark wizard tried to kill me when I was a infant but couldn’t

Harry stop bitching

I tried to flip chicken

I spilt concentrated sulphuric acid on my boob

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